Player Haters

Our Softball team, the Rusty Kuntz, has been having trouble with the law, a.k.a. Austin City umpires. Two weeks ago three players were ejected for a frosty beverage infraction. Last week it was decided by the umpires that the entire team was unfit for continued participation in the game. Although I am biased, I am of the opinion that the Rusty Kuntz are comprised of fine upstanding young men and I have no idea why we are being persecuted. So, if you happen to see any of Austin City's fine umpires, please give them a hug and ask them to take it easy on the Rusty Kuntz's. On a lighter note, it appears as if I will be fighting on September 25th (more info on the way), mark it on your calendars.